The brand new Guy: Walter, I really like your, however, fundamentally, you will have to deal with the fact that you are an excellent goddamn moron
The new Guy: I want to establish something to you. Um, I’m not “Mr. Lebowski”. You might be Mr. Lebowski. I am the new Dude. Therefore that’s what you give me a call. You know, that otherwise, uh, Their Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or Este Duderino if you aren’t into the entire brevity material.
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Brand new Complete stranger: [ into camera ] New Guy abides. I’m not sure about you but We take pleasure in that. It’s good knowin’ he or she is on the market. The fresh new Guy. Takin’ ‘er simple for every united states sinners.
Jesus Quintana: Do you want becoming fucked, boy? We see you folded your way for the semis. Dios mio, kid. Liam and you may me, the audience is planning shag your upwards.
Jesus Quintana: I want to share with *you* one thing, pendejo. You pull any in love crap around, your thumb an element on new lanes, I’ll bring it away from you, and you will stick it your ass and you will eliminate the latest screwing bring about ’til it goes “mouse click.”
This new Guy: I actually do brain, the fresh new Guy thoughts. This will not stay, ya discover, so it aggression will 
not sit, child.
The brand new Guy: Carpet urinate-ers don’t accomplish that. Consider it: an earlier trophy girlfriend, marries he having his money, she numbers the guy hasn’t provided the woman enough, you realize, she owes currency around city.
The new Dude: It is all a god-damn fake, boy. It is instance Lenin told you: you appear into person who may benefit, and you may, uh, uh, you are aware.
The latest Guy: God damn you Walter! Your fuckin’ arse! Everything’s a beneficial fuckin’ travesty with you, kid! And you can that which was all of that shit regarding the Vietnam? Just what Screw, enjoys anything have got to carry out which have Vietnam? Just what fuck will you be speaking of?
The brand new Stranger: [ voiceover ] Way to avoid it western there was which fella. fella I should give ya about. Fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At the least which was the latest manage his enjoying moms and dads provided him, but he never had much use for it themselves. Mr. Lebowski, he named himself “The Guy”. Today, “Dude” – that’s a reputation nobody manage self-implement where I come of. However discover much in regards to the Dude you to did not generate a whole lot of feel. And a lot about where the guy lived, in addition. But once more, maybe for this reason I came across the area so darned interestin’. They name La the “City of Angels.” I didn’t find it to get you to definitely, exactly. But I will allow you will find several nice everyone here. ‘Course I can’t say I have seen London area, and that i is not not ever been so you can France. And i ain’t not witnessed no queen in her damned undergarments, and so the feller states. However, I shall inform you exactly what – immediately after enjoying Los angeles, which here tale I am going to unfold, better, Perhaps I seen somethin’ just as the stupefyin’ since you might get in any of them other areas. As well as in English, as well. Thus i can be perish having a grin to my deal with, as opposed to feelin’ such as the an excellent Lord gypped myself. Now that it right here facts I’m going to unfold occurred straight back during the early ’90s – no more than committed of our own disagreement that have Sad’m therefore the I-raqis. I just talk about it as the possibly there is a person. I won’t say a champion, ’cause, what is a hero? But often, there’s a guy. And you will I’m talkin’ regarding the Guy here. Either, you will find one, well, he could be the person to possess their time and set. The guy fits inside truth be told there. And that is the new Dude, inside La. As well as in the event the he is a sluggish boy – as well as the Dude is certainly you to definitely. Most likely the fresh new laziest for the La County, which would place him saturated in the runnin’ having laziest international. However, either there clearly was men, sometimes, there’s a man. Aw. We forgotten my teach away from think here. aw, heck. I have over put him enough.
